The Porcelain Gentleman

A definitive guide to the land of lavatories

Category Archives: Festivals


The Setting: Standing in the queue to check table availability at the ‘Be Our Guest’ restaurant in Fantasy Land I was behind a forthright chap wearing a burgundy polo shirt … Continue reading

January 24, 2014 · Leave a comment


The setting: Across the music festival horizon, nothing quite evokes the same reaction as Glastonbury. People seem to drop an octave just to say the word. Perhaps it’s the extremity; … Continue reading

August 1, 2013 · Leave a comment

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