The Porcelain Gentleman

A definitive guide to the land of lavatories

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Disneyworld

The Setting: Standing in the queue to check table availability at the ‘Be Our Guest’ restaurant in Fantasy Land I was behind a forthright chap wearing a burgundy polo shirt … Continue reading

January 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Look Mum No Hands!’ – Hackney

The Setting: Like some smog inhaling, urban dwelling snow leopard, one of the rarest things to spot nowadays is someone living in London, who is actually from London. Now to … Continue reading

January 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Wapping Studio’s

The Setting: A while back Britain stopped making things. This is because when it came down to supply chain logistics a nine-year old Bangladeshi boy is easier to pay tuppence … Continue reading

November 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

Hooters

The Setting: It’s difficult to predict where the future will lie with the objectification of sexuality. Undoubtedly the backlash against lads mags, the slow removal of page 3 from the … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

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